2
I am quality-engineered
I serve a function
I am easily identifiable
I am rule-governed
I have a beginning a middle and
I like money

3
I was once a bug
I cannot be succinct

4
I joined the majority unaware of the consequences

5
I can function in the abstract
I wonder if it will rain

6
I find myself staring at your feet
I liked being a kid
I sat around in a circle
I allocate rewards

7
I am structurally impaired
I have only one thing on my mind
I wish he would go away

8
I focus on that hole
I have a bomb in my mouth
I answered in unison

9
I am overvalued

10
I lie
I change things to make them harder
I feel soft
I think I speak for all of us
I hope I don't smell

11
I expect to be freed
I debate your existence
I cannot sympathize with bad spellers

12
I know the angle of repose for sand
I make assumptions
I recognize implicit rules

13
I sense your anger
I need to own a pet

14
I have never read the Bible
I wear a look of resignation
I am scared of mechanical reasoning

15
I trust the local news
I will let you decide
I prefer tape to paper clips

16
I have fashion goals
I gesticulate