Last Resort Dating Service

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Sex: M F R
Seeking: M F R
Height: feet inches
Is this your real age, height, and weight? Yes I lied
What other ways have you tried to meet people?
Singles Bars
Getting Married
Breaking and Entering

Part II: Attitude Profile

Please rate each question on a scale of 1-5, where 1 means strongly disagree, 3 means neither agree nor disagree, and 5 means strongly agree.

1 2 3 4 5
I would pay money to see a singing mule.
Never take more hostages than you need.
I get defensive when people hurl things at me.
I have difficulty buttoning things.
The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
I find it hard to be around people with personalities.
Dick Clark is the Antichrist and must be stopped.
One can never know enough about fungus.
Nothing matters but me.
I would purchase a book about saliva.

Part III: Multiple Choice

Please choose as many as apply.

Meeting someone and expanding my social life is important because:
I'm boring and everyone I know found out.
I enjoy ruining others' lives.
I must recruit more disciples for my world domination crusade.
You can tell a lot about a person by:
Kidnapping their parents.
Examining their dirty undergarments.
Standing outside their home day and night for six months.
The main problem with the singles scene is:
Too much emphasis on meeting nice people and being happy.
There aren't enough activities for me and (pet).
The lights in singles bars don't hide scar tissue.
I am currently:
Married or single, whichever is more convenient.
Eligible for parole in six months to a year.
Painting my kneecaps in assorted colors.
Check off any you will not date:
Animated Characters
Scrabble Cheaters

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