Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
   Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
   While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
   And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
   "'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" -
Quoth the server, "404".



Keep looking, cupcake. It's here somewhere.

      404 research lab

            chocolate mussolini

                  plinko.net

                        creamedpeas

                              ...and don't be afraid to ask for help.