jan 1	ann b. davis appreciation day
jan 2	guam day
jan 3	be kind to janitors week
jan 4	stop, drop and roll national holiday
jan 5	not so fresh day
jan 6	pliny the elder day
jan 7	tomorrow day
jan 8	the honorable judge joseph a. wapner week
jan 9	day (as seen on t.v.)
jan 10	cotton mather day
jan 11	ethical dilemma day
jan 12	collect all four day
jan 13	backwards nation memorial holiday
jan 14	national high school losers day
jan 15	minor disturbance week
jan 16	closet monster day
jan 17	look of resignation day
jan 18	artificial limb day
jan 19	lamé day
jan 20	pledge drive appreciation day
jan 21	smelt day
jan 22	bad neighbor day
jan 23	self-help week
jan 24	east coast rappers national holiday
jan 25	noise pollution day
jan 26	otto von bismarck national holiday
jan 27	mr. peanut day (observed)
jan 28	unnatural disaster day
jan 29	insinuation day
jan 30	underachiever day
jan 31	industrial accident day
feb 1	spanish armada week
feb 2	violence and persecution day
feb 3	salt lick day
feb 4	rotary-dial day
feb 5	abnormal growth national holiday
feb 6	bi-curious day
feb 7	degeneracy day
feb 8	miller time
feb 9	human interest day
feb 10	aging rock stars appreciation week
feb 11	retribution day
feb 12	clip n' save day
feb 13	underwire day
feb 14	inconsistency day
feb 15	acceptable limits day
feb 16	national chia pet day
feb 17	sterility day
feb 18	blister pack day
feb 19	obfuscation day
feb 20	identity theft day
feb 21	lesser superheroes week
feb 22	controlled burn national holiday
feb 23	stubble day
feb 24	robert the bruce day
feb 25	papal dispensation day
feb 26	aardvark day
feb 27	healthy disrespect day
feb 28	mental alienation day
mar 1	commonly misspelled words week
mar 2	tooth festival
mar 3	paranoia day
mar 4	phat tuesday
mar 5	wholly inappropriate day
mar 6	special ed day
mar 7	canadian new year
mar 8	ennui day
mar 9	extremity day
mar 10	feudalism day
mar 11	love boat guest stars appreciation week
mar 12	friendly consumer day
mar 13	martyr day
mar 14	mighty josef day
mar 15	gerund day
mar 16	rotc appreciation day
mar 17	crisis of faith day
mar 18	morning wood day
mar 19	7-11 day
mar 20	knockedoverfest
mar 21	unhealthy lifestyle week
mar 22	conquistador day
mar 23	antithesis day
mar 24	hubris festival
mar 25	frivolous lawsuit awareness day
mar 26	mongol day
mar 27	game show losers national holiday
mar 28	blowhole day
mar 29	dramedy day
mar 30	motor city badass day
mar 31	patois day
apr 1	poor taste day
apr 2	uranus day
apr 3	personal space week
apr 4	shallow grave national holiday
apr 5	martial law day
apr 6	wiffle day
apr 7	death spiral day
apr 8	our lady of spam day
apr 9	april 2nd (rerun)
apr 10	family reunion avoidance day
apr 11	cheap thrills week
apr 12	moneyback guarantee day
apr 13	ugly pet day
apr 14	tongue day
apr 15	lounge act day
apr 16	m*a*s*h wednesday
apr 17	very (very) nice day
apr 18	full compliance day
apr 19	bad saturday
apr 20	roughage week
apr 21	munitions dump day
apr 22	mad flava day
apr 23	curmudgeon day
apr 24	butt cheek national holiday
apr 25	gary coleman appreciation day
apr 26	fatal flaw day
apr 27	hickey day
apr 28	extracurricular day
apr 29	goofus day
apr 30	blowjob festival (begins at sundown)
may 1	id day
may 2	national trailer park week
may 3	atrophy day
may 4	feast of the unknown soldier
may 5	iowa day
may 6	wooden leg day
may 7	pontoon boat national holiday
may 8	bring your mom to work day
may 9	mission-critical day
may 10	taxi driver appreciation day
may 11	barry manilow day
may 12	execution-style day
may 13	lighter fluid awareness week
may 14	editorial comments day
may 15	the day of the b-b gun
may 16	low-rider day
may 17	the 17th of may® (all rights reserved)
may 18	ceci n'est pas un holiday
may 19	cro-magnon day
may 20	flirt week
may 21	ty-d-bowl day
may 22	monster truck pit crew day
may 23	gross miscalculation day
may 24	pasta-roni day
may 25	broader and secondary markets day
may 26	bloody and senseless day
may 27	ups appreciation week
may 28	third world country day
may 29	national spelling bee losers day
may 30	barely legal day
may 31	muppet day
jun 1	pa ingalls remembrance day
jun 2	abba week
jun 3	professional mourners appreciation day
jun 4	misappropriation of federal funds day
jun 5	a great day to be alive
jun 6	starving artist liquidation day
jun 7	love the media day
jun 8	tunnel o' fudge day
jun 9	technophobia day
jun 10	fête dieu (god party day)
jun 11	generic holiday
jun 12	rickshaw day
jun 13	whig week
jun 14	money shot national holiday
jun 15	two-fer day
jun 16	manhandle day
jun 17	vein day
jun 18	key economic indices day
jun 19	aspic week
jun 20	dry hump festival
jun 21	double-wide day
jun 22	go commando day
jun 23	2x4 day (not 8)
jun 24	bulk laxative day
jun 25	self-deprecation day
jun 26	carnival of carnage
jun 27	emotional outpouring day
jun 28	bob vila week
jun 29	particle board day
jun 30	spittle day
jul 1	day without end
jul 2	scar tissue day
jul 3	indigenous day
jul 4	codependence day
jul 5	be kind to carpet week
jul 6	unrequited love day (observed)
jul 7	ted koppel day
jul 8	personal favoritism day
jul 9	uninvited company national holiday
jul 10	brown cloud day
jul 11	fry day
jul 12	awareness day
jul 13	vindication week
jul 14	eat a bug day
jul 15	the day of false pretense
jul 16	board with nails day
jul 17	unconfirmed report day
jul 18	seppuku day
jul 19	boise day
jul 20	abrasion day
jul 21	evidence tampering week
jul 22	disrespect for authority day
jul 23	french tickler day
jul 24	young republicans appreciation day
jul 25	sex & violence day
jul 26	tabloid day
jul 27	iambic pentameter day
jul 28	caught on tape day
jul 29	hole week
jul 30	chewable day
jul 31	the day after
aug 1	opposite day
aug 2	hootchie week
aug 3	976-day
aug 4	victimless crime day
aug 5	cinco de augusto
aug 6	meat & potatoes day
aug 7	gerald mcraney day
aug 8	litracy dae
aug 9	fantasy foosball day
aug 10	bunion week
aug 11	added value day
aug 12	naugahyde day
aug 13	dumplin' day
aug 14	she-male day
aug 15	hard-earned day
aug 16	involuntary organ donation day
aug 17	banner day
aug 18	primary colors national holiday
aug 19	colonic day
aug 20	inbred family day
aug 21	tchotchke day
aug 22	chester week
aug 23	smut day
aug 24	dia del queso
aug 25	gravy famine memorial holiday
aug 26	four-square day
aug 27	sam donaldson day
aug 28	'bama day
aug 29	oral warning day
aug 30	viscera day
aug 31	half day
sep 1	vassal day
sep 2	the will of god day
sep 3	hun day
sep 4	apathy day
sep 5	commonly misunderstood day
sep 6	thumbtack day
sep 7	poultry festival
sep 8	alienation week
sep 9	mr. peabody remembrance day
sep 10	wurst day
sep 11	25¢ day (a big handful)
sep 12	voyageur day
sep 13	consumers' choice for a holiday
sep 14	titillation day
sep 15	reckless endangerment week
sep 16	day of mystery
sep 17	slow news day
sep 18	dick day
sep 19	paducah day
sep 20	hombre day
sep 21	scrabble week
sep 22	unwelcome advances day
sep 23	testicle festival
sep 24	indigent day
sep 25	christopher reeve's birthday
sep 26	night of the living bread
sep 27	decoupage day
sep 28	tumor week
sep 29	slow-motion festival
sep 30	pay day
oct 1	exposed nerve day
oct 2	probe day
oct 3	build-your-own holiday
oct 4	national fashion victim day
oct 5	impractical joke day
oct 6	pimp day
oct 7	panty liner week
oct 8	maximum freshness day
oct 9	positions remembered day
oct 10	snub day
oct 11	stolen youth remembrance day
oct 12	placebo day
oct 13	frito day
oct 14	superiority complex week
oct 15	moisture awareness day
oct 16	out-of-body day
oct 17	midget day
oct 18	day off
oct 19	perpetrator day
oct 20	feast of the immaculate deception
oct 21	euphemism day
oct 22	c-span day
oct 23	vocational-technical national holiday
oct 24	unchecked aggression day
oct 25	inebriation week
oct 26	day of interest
oct 27	pantalones national holiday
oct 28	false memory day
oct 29	spanking week
oct 30	all-you-can-eat festival
oct 31	swalloween
nov 1	mall saints day
nov 2	boy band awareness day
nov 3	exhibitionism day
nov 4	erection day
nov 5	disposable applicator day
nov 6	dialectic day
nov 7	nostril day
nov 8	unfair advantage day
nov 9	short bus day
nov 10	the week of the cheese wheel
nov 11	loss of innocence day
nov 12	macramé day
nov 13	festerval
nov 14	weak day
nov 15	birthday suit day
nov 16	gristle day
nov 17	uncomfortable silence day
nov 18	marital aid week
nov 19	hug a pervert day
nov 20	dry heave day
nov 21	aperture day
nov 22	yo mama joke appreciation day
nov 23	hollow threat day
nov 24	spangle day
nov 25	ulterior motives national holiday
nov 26	day of pest
nov 27	wear out your welcome week
nov 29	conspicuous consumption day
nov 29	kung-fu day
nov 30	december's eve
dec 1	may contain peanuts day
dec 2	libido week
dec 3	drive-thru holiday
dec 4	extra chromosome day
dec 5	easy listening national holiday
dec 6	contraband day
dec 7	halitosis day
dec 8	retroactive day
dec 9	solid waste week
dec 10	gangland day
dec 11	pop-up appreciation day
dec 12	surreal day
dec 13	not sold in stores national holiday
dec 14	just another day
dec 15	interruptus day
dec 16	international day of peas
dec 17	fat elvis week
dec 18	nipple day
dec 19	ball hog day
dec 20	domestic dispute day
dec 21	every day
dec 22	the week of the homunculus
dec 23	swinger day
dec 24	thrift day
dec 25	holiday™
dec 26	guest star appreciation day
dec 27	false idol festival
dec 28	grub day
dec 29	talk to strangers day
dec 30	fetish week
dec 31	fade out