apr 6: wiffle day
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jenni wiffle reminds me
of road signs in the deep south
all shot full of holes

heather One time my dad and my sister were out in the street in front of the house practicing their golf shots with little wiffle golf balls. I walked out there, my dad handed me a club.

I pondered the situation for a moment, got into position and hit the ball clear down the street. Everyone, myself included was amazed at how far and how straight it went. I'd never picked up a golf club in my life.

My dad begged me to consider learning the game, but I handed the club back. i've always had this bizarre first time beginners luck thing going on, I can never replicate a first time success and I've learned to let things go after my initial win.

I was 18, I've not picked up a golf club since then unless it was to torture myself at a crap ass game of mini-golf. I suck at mini-golf.

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