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| jenni |
randy 'goose' baxter is a very large man indeed. he stands at least 6 1/2 feet tall and weighs no less than 300 pounds. he's not an old man, probably in his early 40s, but he's already undergone one hip replacement, and is going back to have the other one done in a few months. he wears giant overalls, with stretchy expansion straps in the back, and the top side buttons undone. he walks slow, but he talks even slower, in a drawling hillbilly patois that makes you smile even though you have no idea what he just said.
i am in love with this man, and march 31 is the day we first met. my life will never be the same.
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| heather |
Me: I love southern accents, so sexy Her: I grew up in the south, I had a beautiful southern patois Me: Seriously? Her: Yeah, we would spend our summers on the porch drinking juleps and watching the world laze by Me: Wait a minute...You grew up in Iowa! Her: That's like the south! |
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