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| jenni |
i swear i ain't never watchin' ole miss with jessie again, i'm not. goddamn if that circus peanut didn't get lodged up in my blowhole but good. ma was on the horn with the 9-1-1 on account of my bluish coloration, but twasn't nothing the pokin' stick couldn't handle. and sure as shit, if ol' jessie didn't start right up with the whoopin' and a-hollerin' again. i done smacked that boy right back to his pappy's shack in pascagoula.
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| heather |
So what happens when a whale gets an itch in their blowhole? That would totally suck. My fingers pretty much reach everywhere that I itch except for that one spot on my back and I always have a door frame nearby. Whales don't have fingers or doors.
Or sneeze guards for their 'All You Can Eat Krill Buffets'
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