mar 27: game show losers national holiday
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jenni my hands shook, my right palm pulsing from the impact with the buzzer. my arms felt slack, and my throat was parched. i gulped. "who is... tootie?" i croaked, my voice echoing hollowly in my head.

alex trebek loomed over me like a god, judging, imperious, brutal. with his pause and slow, barely-perceptible wince, i saw all my aspirations flutter away like so much confetti in times square, muddy and trampled by homeward-bound tourists by 12:15am.

"i'm sorry," he intoned, his eyebrows bunching in mock suffering, "but the correct answer is mrs. garrett."

heather Whether they bested the other team or not, all the families featured on Family Feud were just a bunch of losers. You can't even argue me down off this assertion, losers. Total losers of the game show world. Hell, even the woman who was partnered with Donny Osmond and lost on $64,000 Pyramid was less of a loser than the people on Family Feud.

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