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| heather |
George W. Bush stepped forward today to celebrate Knockedoverfest in his own, very special way.
He began by knocking over morale, and continued to knock over rights. All this in preparation for the big holiday. Then he issued the order and commenced to knock over that which was smaller and less threatening. Today, for a moment, I was comforted by the thought that just like his father, he would not be re-elected. Then i realized he was never elected int he first place.
And I wept.
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| jay |
today in san francisco, we celebrated knockedoverfest in style — cyclists got knocked over by cops, pedestrians got knocked over by horse-cops (not to be confused with pony bailiffs), newspaper boxes got knocked over by protestors and civil rights got knocked over by our shitty shitty mayor (willie 'shitty mayor' brown). over 1000 arrests. sf police can't catch an actual criminal (they have a 28% arrest rate on felonies), so i'm sure that today's extra-diligent effort was so that they could pad their numbers.
here's how sf does knockedoverfest: awww, yeah. it was so popular, we might even do it again tomorrow. |
| jenni |
the closest i came to celebrating knockedoverfest was when i almost backed into the garbage can as i pulled out of the driveway too quickly. but i didn't even do that, so the holiday went uncelebrated.
i suck.
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