mar 17: crisis of faith day
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jenni crisis of faith: a haiku

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My Crisis of Faith
A Five-line Paragraph by Herbert Allen Allenbach.

It all started about three weeks ago, when I, Herbert Allen Allenbach, awoke from my slumber to find the dog licking my nipples. Hungrily, lustily licking my nipples. Now, Herbert Allen Allenbach is as normal as they come and has never entertained the thought of dog-love, but it felt real good. Do I turn my back on everything I hold sacred? I'm not sure. Did i mention that it felt real good? Because it did.

The end.



heather My crisis if faith started at about 19. That's about the time I lost my faith. Funny thing is, I didn't lose my belief until I was 26. I still believed there was a god, I just didn't have any faith. Losing my faith was harder than my belief. The belief passed quickly, but the faith lingered and tormented. I felt so let down. I felt like a failure.

It passed, slowly. Then I began to think about my belief and realized that I didn't believe that there was a god in any traditional, anthropomorphic sense. There was no entity doling out an endless stream of cryptic punishments and rewards. No one was testing me. Shit happened, no fate, no predetermination, nothing. Replay any given day and the end results would be different each time.

I had of crisis of faith. Then I got over it and i've been happier for it.

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