feb 14: inconsistency day
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jay

"buckle up," gramps said.
death by inconsistency.
it's always the way.



heather Every other weekend or so there will be a dashed off post, something like "I meant to post last night but there were other things more fun than posting so ha ha ha i'm posting today aren't i amusing in my inconsistency".

This is one of those posts. At least i'm consistent in my inconsistency.

jenni my head aches, trying to discern the pattern behind your too-predictable inconsistency. i could call you on any of a hundred obvious lies, this sugar-glass house of obfuscation and graceless deception. but i acknowledge the futility of that action. you're oblivious to my glazing eyes, trailing the waiter, the pulse in my temples slowly pacing the seconds until the check arrives.

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