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| heather |
They're big. Really big. They have a gravitational pull. With the right underwire they can command the flow of history and the minds of men.
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| jenni |
"What the hell am I gonna write for 'underwire day'?" I groaned over totopos and plantain chips.
"You could write about this underwire!" chirped Bertine, grabbing the underside of her bra, heaving her boobs up. "Look! It sticks out like an inch from my body! The wire is all bent, so it doesn't fit right! I had two, and I think I threw the wrong one out!"
We all watched her jostle her breasts around and continued to chew. I nodded. "Yeah, OK. I'll write about that."
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| jay |
underwire, huh? really, i never gave underwires much thought. i mean, i did when i was making out with a chica, would get her bra off and she'd have indentations from where the wire had dug in. i thought it looked really uncomfortable. oh, and once i got yelled at for putting someone's bra in the dryer and the underwire got all warped. i don't think it was the same person who i made out with either. i'm a slut. underwire. |
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