things i remember from a lesson in sixth grade about the invincible armada (no internet was used in the making of this post):
- toughest navy in the 1500s
- issues with england
- launched an attack
- smaller english ships were better equipped for battle in the north atlantic
- the spanish lost after a very long battle
- lots of dead seaman
- limped home
- the end of spanish naval superiority forever

there! you see? beer hasn't completely destroyed my long-term memory.

• Spanish Armada
• Groove Armada
• Spinach Armada
• Freak Armada
• Pad Armada
• Cork Armada
• Nasal Armada
• Fork Armada
• Soap Armada
• Tube Armada

No

• Bonanza Armada
• Soda Armada
• Saab Armada
• Tabula Rasa Armada
• Launch Armada
• Glue Armada
• Glee Armada
• Depth Armada
• Detritus Armada
• Zoo Armada

#10

1996: McDonald's introduces the Arch Deluxe

#9

1984: Michael Jackson dubs himself "King of Pop"

#8

1999: Bob Dole hawks Viagra

#7

1985: Coca-Cola introduces New Coke

#6

1998: George Michael arrested for public indecency

#5

2002: Miss Cleo revealed to be a fraud

#4

1995: The president gets a blowjob

#3

1989: Milli Vanilli admit lip-synching

#2

1986: Geraldo opens Al Capone's Vaults

#1

1990: ABC debuts "Cop Rock"