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| heather |
"Quick, hand me her stapler," he whispered to me, wagging his hand. I looked at him, "I don't know, I'm not sure this is right. It's sort of an ethical dilemma." He put his flashlight down, "This is just a little office prank, you won't get arrested." "I know, that would make it a legal dilemma." He replaced the picture of her daughter with an ad for Viagra. Resting both hands on the desk, he stared hard at me, "This isn't a sin. You can't go to hell for rearranging the crap in someone's desk. There's nothing wrong with it." "That's a moral dilemma, I'm talking about an ethical dilemma. It seems wrong to torment someone like this." "It's not wrong, just fun." "Then why are we here at 2am?" "Because she'd stop us. You can't really surprise someone when they are sitting there. Where did I put that copy of Swank?" He found it under the 2 pound bag of discount meal worms and opened it to the 'How to Pick Up Girls Out of Your League' page. Number 2 was circled twice. "Damn, I should not have downed that last Pabst." "OH NO! NO! That's too much." Zzzziiiiipppppp I looked over in horror, "I'm out of here. This is too much." |
| jenni |
if, in fact matter is neither created nor destroyed since, obviously survival of the fittest is the basis for the development of the species considering there is no scientific proof of the existence of the immortal soul consequently i see no reason not to exact my revenge on the 3am phone-caller the much-too-slow waiter the ass-riding suv driver and the gossipy friend i never wish for violence but i can put my own prejudices aside for the betterment of mankind |
| jay |
i don't know if i would ever have one of those, because greece would never play italy in the world cup. greece does not have a fantastic soccer history, they made it to the tournament back in 94 but got beat in all three games of the first round and were -10 on goal differential. and that was the high point of greek soccer. what's that? ethical dilemma. ahh. sorry, i have a cold. seeing as how you need ethics to have an ethical dilemma, i doubt i'll have one, as i consider myself to be a-ethical. nope, neither an ethnic nor an ethical dilemma for me. my life is easier than anything. (in case you're wondering, i researched ethics on the internet. apparently, the internet is good for something other than pictures of barely legal girls having sex with farm animals. who knew?) |
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